King's Mind

Humor Us - Staff Jokes [Click for the rest]

New year, new ridiculous celebrity behavior.

Green Men Throw Waffles at Hockey Player [Click to animate]

We go deep into couch on Sundays.

Making myself a burrito.

Tap Dancing Sting Ray

It won’t b so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.

Hardcore Kitties

Can my friends come to the party tonight? I swear they’re cool. We just wanna dance!

Kid Destroys at Dodgeball

Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

I love the word “erection.” It makes me feel like my penis is a monument.

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—	Jokes: Erection (via collegehumor)

Garfield and Snoopy Party

No, like szriously, letzz go on lasgnya run.

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle

At least he got Lay(ed)’s.